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souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

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tagged as: #dw #omfg

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tagged as: #fave


tagged as: #thg #barbequeue

Some fancy about me thing: 

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Khaiesha
- Eye Color: brown
- Hair Style/Color: dark brown
- Height: 160+ cm
- Clothing style: tshirts and cutoffs
- Best physical feature: hair I guess

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE 
- Your fears: what’s after death
- Your guilty pleasure: taylor swift’s music
- Ambitions for the future: travel

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: no
- What you think about most: traveling and baking and writing
- What you think about before bed: people or past memories
- You think your best quality is: I make everyone feel comfortable apparently

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: zero idea
- To be loved or respected: loved
- Beauty or brains: brains
- Dogs or cats: cats

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yes
- Believe in yourself: sometimes
- Believe in love: yes
- Want someone: yeah I suppose

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yes
- Done drugs: no
- Changed who you were to fit in: yes

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color:  red
- Favorite animal: cat 
- Favorite movie: tangled
- Favorite game:  at the moment, dumb ways to die

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Day your next birthday will be: friday 
- How old will you be: 17
- Age you lost your virginity: haven’t done it
- Does age matter: yep

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: funny
- Best eye color: blue(like luke hemmings)(haha)
- Best hair color:  anything
- Best thing to do with a partner: travel(fucking hell bella your answer omg)

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: baking
- I feel: bored and hungry
- I hide: stuff
- I miss: australia
- I wish: to meet 5sos one day

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untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

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supevah:

oracularfires:

I CANT

MY CHILDHOOD

supevah:

oracularfires:

I CANT

MY CHILDHOOD

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small-magical-mean-world:

thedalekmaster:

snowjon:

razzka:

i vote one of them for 12th doctor and the other as the master

`

WE

ARE

FINALLY

GINGERRRR!!!

I would love to see Oliver as the master and James as the Doctor. James played Fred, who was more cruel of the twins, and Oliver played George, who was kinder.

At least in the books. So it’d be cool to see them reversed.

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tagged as: #hp #FUCK #YES

cheekyjackharries:

"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

cheekyjackharries:

"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."

- A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via dulcetdecember)

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vinoxe:

vinoxe:

werescott:

vinoxe:

popcorn

i need popcorn

image

For you

omg thanks

WAIT

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Men’s Issues 

littlespacecase:

  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • No long term reversible male birth control
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • Alimony 
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you
  • “Fucking femnazis”

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5s0sages:

There are 2 types of people..

5s0sages:

There are 2 types of people..