"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
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oh my god
this white boy
is he fucking twelve
I love this
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
We need to have a chat with the U.S I think
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
Funny & accurate.
I like it.
why my parents aint do this?
i aint never get hit up with the soothing lotions
or the after ass whoppin tea
I was left to tend to my own wounds as a child as well :-( Dark times.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend.
LITERALLY EVERY STRAIGHT BOY NEEDS TO SEE THIS
so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and
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I FOUND IT AGAIBN ITS BACK HAHAHHAHA ITS BACK
I’m crying real tears
[Bangtan Bomb/BigHit appreciation post] I’ll try to keep this short, but I just wanted to say that we ARMYs, both international & native, have it made. Sure some of us don’t get to go to fansignings or have immediate access to albums/merchandise, but the fact that BigHit allows BTS to be active on Twitter, YouTube, fancafes, etc. is a serious blessing. The boys & the company make a conscious effort to update us on both the milestones & the little things & that is just phenomenal. It’s not something that they have to do, they could easily just go about their day without having to worry about filming, editing, tweeting, taking photos or posting anything for that matter & yet they do it. We have been there for BTS’ birthdays, their awards, & every random, embarrassing, hilarious & tear-jerking moment in between. We are one seriously lucky fandom & we have BigHit to thank.